Wednesday 25 March 2020

Your Mid-Week Update for 03/25/20

I was half joking when I threatened to kill you all if you stepped outside but seriously: go back inside or I will kill you.

And do you know how hard it is for me to even murder anyone right now. I’m stuck working from home, my only excuse to leave the house to buy groceries and take out the trash. I’m hooped. I’m happy to abstain to do my part but man, am I bored. Casey is doing all her homework online and James has gotten really into online gaming. I would play with him but he gets mad that I won’t play on his team.

I will never shoot my husband so I have to do it in the game. It’s a rule.

So now, I’m sort of left to my own devices – seeing as there isn’t a whole lot of work to be done at home. I figured this would be a good time to catch up on movies and tv shows. I could finally watch Game of Thrones. But I can only do that for so long. I get restless. I need something tactile. Something I can stab.

I could take up knitting!

I’m sure I’ve got needles and yarn somewhere. Yeah, that’s it. I’ll watch Game of Throne, I’ll knit, and I’ll do yoga or some shit to stay active. Not that I was particularly a gym rat but it pays to be fit in my business. The amount of alleyway chases I’ve conducted in my time is too many.

And I definitely won’t go crazy doing the same things over and over again to stave off boredom. It’s a fool proof plan. Or at least, it’s a plan for another day.

Uncertainty is hard – especially in my life – and having things to work towards and look forward to is important. And hopefully it’s enough.

Who knows what could happen to a violent and mentally unstable person when they’re isolated from the world with only their family for company for months on end.

It’s not dangerous at all.

But I meant it. I won’t kill my family if you stay inside until this whole thing blows over and I can kill you. Sound good?

As always, dear readers,

Stay Safe

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