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Friday, 6 May 2022
Excerpt of Dublin Ink by Sienna Blake
Monday, 2 May 2022
Author Natasha Alterici Picks Favourites
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Wednesday, 27 April 2022
Your Midweek Update for 04/27/22
Is time blindness a symptom of COVID? I woke up yesterday and was absolutely certain that it was Saturday. I realized in time for work but then I was absolutely certain, again, that it was Thursday. If you would have told me it was Tuesday, I would have fought you on it.
I don’t
understand how the mind works and why it occasionally decides to stop working.
It’s not as though anything unusual has happene
…
I realized
as I was typing just how wrong that statement was going to be. Again, I know
something is wrong because I forgot that stress can affect sleep and lack of
sleep causes memory loss.
See, I know
science things. Usually only science things that pertain to murder but also
non-murder science things.
I know why
I’ve been tired and erratic lately – and you all do, too. I’m just a little tired
of being…tired. What I wouldn’t give to be able to go back in time to the way
it was before I knew the truth.
Not even to
before the love of my life fell in love with someone else. I think if I could
live in blissful ignorance forever, I would. It’s incredibly selfish of me to
ask him to fide his feelings but I would make that request over and over again
if it meant I could think about it without throwing someone off a ledge with
tears in my eyes. I wouldn’t be forgetting the days if my life hadn’t been
completely upended.
I know you’ve
heard me bitch about all this before but you may be surprised to learn this
heartbreak doesn’t go away over night. I was certainly shocked. Most of my break
ups ended in murder. How was I to know?
Casey, for
the most part, is enjoying this new town – this anonymity. She still so young
and excited about murder. She’s building her own routines, making her own
mistakes and cleaning them up herself. For the most part. I did have to flush a
toe down a Starbucks toilet but all’s well that ends well. She’s coming into
her own and I’m so proud of her. I just feel like I’m not at 100% so how can I
enjoy it?
I want to
be happy for her – I am happy for her – but I just don’t… feel it.
What am I
supposed to do?
As always,
dear readers,
Stay Safe
Wednesday, 20 April 2022
Your Midweek Update for 04/20/22
I’m perpetually amazed at the lengths of my own patience. Or, rather, I’m amazed at how much bullshit I’ll put up with before I finally rid the world of another idiot.
You would
think I had learned my lesson about killing people I’m even remotely connected
to – especially in the workplace – but some people are too dumb to live, even
if their office is two away from mine. I know committing murder when I’m still
in my three-month probation period is not the best idea I’ve ever had but
neither is calling Ben at 1am and having sex in the back of his truck. We’re
making all sorts of bad decisions this week.
I still
haven’t murdered Ben, in case any of you were wondering whether or not I’ve
become emotionally attached to my new pet. It would have been so easy to kill
him a thousand times. When I was riding his cock, I could have slit his throat;
but then I got distracted thinking about whether continuing to fuck him while
he was bleeding out would be considered necrophilia.
We’re not
going to talk about the orgasm I had while thinking about necrophilia. I don’t
think we’re quite there yet in our relationship.
Although
congratulations, dear readers, you are officially the longest and healthiest
relationship I’ve ever been in.
Back to the
idiot at work I probably shouldn’t have killed.
The work I’m
doing is very simple and barely requires the necessity to come into work but the
company insists on it. It’s mostly calling people and coordinating donations
and then filing those sponsors in the system. Not exactly a skill-heavy
position – which was good for me because skill-less positions tend to not look
as closing at people’s fake IDs – and yet some people still manage to screw it
up.
This
working for the company for years and yet she managed to lose thousands of
dollars without any repercussions. She hasn’t been stealing it, mind you, a
little thievery I can forgive, she genuinely screwed up so much data entry that
she lost track of over $5600 that is just floating around the internet somewhere.
Being an
inherently good person, I went to talk to her first, but it quickly became
clear that she had no idea what I was talking about. And that is when I realized
that skill-less jobs should still include the ability to count to ten without
using your toes.
She had to
go.
I reported
her error to her supervisor and when he called her in for a meeting, I followed
her home, suffocated her with a plastic bag, packed as many of her belongings
as I could fit into her car, and drove both of them out of town. She is
currently wanted for fraud and they will likely never find her body at the
bottom of the river in the next town over.
It was a clean
enough kill; I’m just having flashbacks of all the times I’ve killed a coworker
and it’s gone horribly wrong. Especially since I had to involve myself further
in order to make the cover story work. But I mean, who would report someone for
fraud and THEN kill them? It makes no sense.
At least I’m
hoping that’s what the detective thinks – especially since her case is being
treated as a person of interest rather than a homicide.
Like I
said, not a lot of amazing decisions being made this week but we’re persevering.
As always,
dear readers,
Stay Safe
Wednesday, 13 April 2022
Your Midweek Update for 04/13/22
I didn’t go to my mother's funeral. Instead, I went to work like I always do, and I decapitated a cyclist on my way home. Well actually, his head didn’t come all the way off. A lot of the surrounding muscle and tissue tore but it didn’t quite sever the spine. So he was flopping about kind of like a bobblehead doll until their heart stopped beating. It all took way too long. This is what I get for using cheap garroting wire. I forgot my own when I took off with Casey so I’ve adapted one out of piano wire but it just doesn’t work as well. It’s not that I’ve gotten weaker, it’s that I have insufficient tools.
If one of
you makes a comment about “a shoddy craftsman”, I will find where you live and
I will use my insufficient tool very slowly.
Is that
scary or dirty?
Regardless,
the day the world said goodbye to my mother, I tried to keep it as normal as
possible and only briefly stumbled. Of course it couldn’t be perfect, that
would be asking too much. But it was fine. It was normal. Frankly, I don’t have
the energy for more than “normal” lately. If anything remotely exciting happens,
I may snap.
I’m just
tired, dear readers. I don’t think I realized how tired I am until I sat down
to write. I feel like I’m slowly unravelling, leaking out at the edges but not
enough to be noticed until its too late. I suppose that’s exactly what’s
happening.
Everything
is coming apart and I don’t know what to do about it.
As always,
dear readers,
Stay Safe
Tuesday, 12 April 2022
Author Jo Denning Picks Top 5 Scenes from Dead Blood City
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Monday, 11 April 2022
Matthew Erman Discusses the Inspiration for Witchblood
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Wednesday, 6 April 2022
Your Midweek Update for 04/06/22
The things
I have done to avoid writing this Update, dear readers. I worked overtime, I
stayed out late and went on a killing spree – I’m now wanted in three counties
even if they don’t know it’s me – I took Casey out for a girls’ weekend, spent
way more money than I meant to, drank about as much as I meant to.
It was like
I knew the end was coming and I was trying to fill as much of my time as
possible with the things I love. I garroted a man on a subway platform, stole
his coffee and walked onto the approaching train like nothing had happened. I’ve
never felt sexier or more powerful in my entire life. And I could do that
because I’d done my research and cased the platform over the last few weeks,
found the blind spots, found the regulars who would be noticed if they went
missing. I picked a business man who clearly wasn’t used to taking the train to
work. His shoes were definitely not made for public transportation. He was so
quite when he died. I almost wasn’t sure he’d completely succumbed but there’s
no mistaking the weight of a dead man in your arms.
Normally, I
wouldn’t have put so much work into the premeditation unless it was a special
project but without James to have my back, I need to be careful. I’ve grown so complacent
that in his absence, I’ve had to rebuild the muscle – the instinct – to protect
only myself. And Casey. But she’s more self-sufficient that James and the kids
so I rarely worry about her these days. Maybe I should worry about her more.
Or maybe I
shouldn’t be a mother. I never wanted to give birth and I am so grateful that
is no longer something I need to worry about. But the children who came into my
care were no less my children. I’ve said as much a thousand times. The closest
people in your life don’t have to be related by blood – in my case, hardly any
of them are. At this point, I think it’s just my sister whom I haven’t heard
from in months, I don’t even know if she’s alive or if she’s safe. I probably
would have heard on the news if she’d been arrested again but other than that,
I don’t know how or where she is. I don’t know how I’m going to get word to
her.
Mother is
dead.
James
called because even if I didn’t tell him where I went, he always finds me.
Apparently he was the closest thing to a relative that they could get a hold of
so they told him. The doctors said something vague about heart failure – which I
find hilarious because it’s well documented that my mother never had a heart – and
assured him that she barely suffered. And now I have a choice: I can go to the
funeral on Friday, undoing all of the work I’ve done to leave my life behind,
or I can stay here and I can leave my mother to rot in peace knowing she got
the last word.
She named
James as the executor of her will. Not her daughter, her son-in-law. There’s knowing
my mother didn’t care about or trust me and there’s finding out that the
husband you’ve been separated from for two months is responsible for carrying
out your mother’s final wishes.
She barely
liked James, always said that his profession was beneath me, and yet he gets
this distinguished honor? I don’t even know why I want it.
I think I
wanted to know that somewhere, deep down, she loved her daughters – despite everything
she did to us over the years. But now I know the truth. And I don’t know what
to do. I guess I have two days to decide how I’m going to bid my mother
farewell.
It’s over.
As always,
dear readers,
Stay Safe
Friday, 1 April 2022
Anthony Soehner Lists The Top 5 Scenes From The Prince
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Excerpt from Star Wars: Queens Hope by E.K. Johnston
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